Woah, hey guys.

So if you’ve been living under a rock, the spaghett meme is long gone now, we’re still trying to figure out who HowToBasic exactly is (despite a “face reveal”), and Fortnite is a marvelous, 9/10 shooter game that literally everyone in the world is playing – it’s available on PC, PS4, XBox, Mobile, and possibly-soon-to-come Nintendo Switch. It’s so dang popular that it surpassed these games in concurrent players:

-Clash of Clans

-Minecraft

-Pokemon GO!

-Candy Crush Saga

Yes, your grandparents are probably playing it. Yes, all the people who you couldn’t see playing video games is playing. Yes, even Stormy is playing it (in secret, of course, but I caught her once.)

But there’s one problem with Fortnite, and that’s the currency it has: V-Bucks. V-Bucks are used to buy cosmetics in the shop, and tiers in the battle pass. What’s the problem with them, Shaun? Well, they’re overpriced as heck. The lowest amount of money you can spend on V-Bucks is $10.00. And that’s only for 1,000. Now, if you’re unfamiliar with V-Bucks, you’re probably saying, “1,000 is a lot!” Not if you want to buy the good stuff in Battle Royale every two days. I still regret missing the Raven skin. Anyway, 1,000 can get you barely anything. Now the next option is 2,800 V-Bucks. Guess how much it costs? A whopping $25.00. For 2,800 V-Bucks. Who knows, maybe EA works for Epic or something.

But then, there’s the option to buy 5,300 V-Bucks.

It’s $50.00 my dudes.

Why? Why? 10,000 V-Bucks for $100.00? That’s the only valuable option. And it’ll waste your money too.

Basically, the point of this post is to tell Epic how overpriced their V-Bucks are, and that they should probably tone it down to about a 60% lower price. This is the reason I didn’t get the Raven skin, because I needed to spend $25.00 to get it.

In the meantime, I’m having my eye on the Space Shuttle gliders right now, and watching the comet (possibly) hit Tilted Towers. Thanks for reading my trash.